Saturday, September 16, 2006

Team Awards 2006

10 of 16 players have submitted their voting forms. Players were given one rule: no voting for yourself. The number of votes tallied in each category will sometimes be less than 10, sometimes more; some players left a category or two blank, and some voted for two players in one category, which, unlike last season, was within the voting rules. Entries are listed in order of most-votes to least-votes, with the total number of votes, if more than one, in brackets.

Here are the results...


Most Competitive Player

  • Robin (6)
  • Kelly (2)
  • Christopher
  • Clayton
  • Scott

Most Improved Player

  • Jeffrey (3)
  • Rodney (2)
  • Bradley
  • Robert - "that guy used to be all kinds of terrible!"
  • Scott
  • Tyler

Most Likely To Show Up To A Game Hungover

  • Christopher (4)
  • Ryan (4)
  • Clayton (2) - "obviously"
  • Rodney

Best Defensive Player

  • Robert (4)
  • Clayton (2)
  • Jeffrey (2)
  • Kelly
  • Robin

Best Clutch Hitter

  • Clayton (6)
  • Robin (2)
  • Jeffrey
  • Scott

Best Sportsmanship

  • Kelly (3)
  • Robert (3)
  • Rodney (2)
  • Adam
  • Enrique
  • Jeffrey

Funniest Player

  • Bradley (5) - "on a dance floor"
  • Jeffrey (2)
  • Robert (2) - "in writing"
  • Christopher

Most Peculiar Injury
("It’s interesting enough that you created this category – we had that many injuries.")

  • Josh's punching metal rod and breaking hand - exact same manner that Chris broke his hand (4)
  • Sabres pitcher's arm (2)
  • Aaron's popped knee
  • Bradley blowing out his knee playing frisbee 3 years ago
  • Lee's arm
  • Scott bailing on third

Unsung Hero

  • Jeffrey (6)
  • Enrique (2)
  • Ryan

Play Of The Year

  • "Dirty [Tyler] Sanchez" "making his superman debut in left field" (7)
  • Christopher's game ending catch in the semi-finals
  • Clayton's sliding catch of a foul popup
  • Robert - "you've had too many. Pick one."

Grittiest Player

  • Kelly (3)
  • Josh coming back from broken hand (2)
  • Robin (2)
  • Ryan (2)
  • Clayton

Most Valuable Player

  • Clayton (7)
  • Christopher
  • Robin
[editor: But where's Pooh?]


Best Quote

  • Kelly: "Man, we're gonna get smoked!" (2)
  • Pick any one of Brad's classic cheers (2)
  • Clayton: "I sometimes do a #2 in urinals"
  • Jeffrey: "Jazz Hands"
  • Leaverd: "Is it okay if I leave?" (seventh inning of the semi-final game)
  • "He really HF'd that one"

Sexiest Batting Stance

  • Kelly's "shimmy" (3)
  • Jeffrey (2)
  • Leaverd (2)
  • Clayton
  • Scott
  • "We're the sexiest team in the LMBA"

Song That Best Represents This Season

  • Backstreet Boys: "Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)"
  • Britney Spears: "Oops!... I Did It Again"
  • Garth Brooks: "Friends In Low Places"
  • Metallica: "Turn The Page"
  • The Ohio Players: "Love Rollercoaster"
  • U2: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
  • The Wedding Song

2 comments:

rob said...

My dream of back-to-back MVP seasons is over (sniff). Oh well. Congrats little Bro. And screw you. But mostly congrats.

Anonymous said...

first off, i'd like to thank my parents, and of course teammates, without whom this fantastic honour would not have been possible...