Robert: A CC Exclusive

Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?

Robert Aubertin: Anywhere that I can have a sit and a cola

CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?

RA: Walking the dogs

CC: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars.

RA: My blueberry muffin recipe

CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?

RA: Laugh and cry simultaneously

CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?

RA: The absence of spelling bees at my school.

CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?

RA: To play a role in the Indians' championship.

CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?

RA: Trickster Coyote

CC: What person do you most admire and why?

RA: Off the top of my head, Douglas Adams, because of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

CC: What is your favorite sports movie?

RA: Caddyshack

CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?

RA: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.

RA: Taking kids and dogs for a hike

CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?

RA: All my secrets have equal deepness and darkness.

CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.

RA: Five years old, lost teeth
Used to be an infielder
Where's my hitting gone?

CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?

RA: Quickly throw it close enough to Bonds so that the lightning strike evaporates both Bonds and the ball. Game continues as if nothing happened. No one ever utters Bonds's name again.

CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?

RA: Fairly equal, maybe comedies a bit more

CC: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?

RA: Andy Kaufman, Bo Jackson, Kirk McLean, and Keri Russell

CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?

RA: Portugal, specifically Açores, because it's Sandra's home country and it looks beautiful in photos.

CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.

RA: A masochist is a person who likes to take a cold shower in the morning; so they take a hot one!