Clubhouse Chatter #1: What is your favorite post-game hangout?Jeffrey Heatley: well, considering that 9 times out of 10 i end up at work after a game, ill go with anywhere but there. oh, and if there happen to be cold alcoholic beverages available, that helps.
CC #2: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?
JH: theres an 11 in the am now? whats that like?
CC #3: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars.
JH: a trillion dollars, thats just bad business
CC #4: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?
JH: learn how to play baseball
CC #5: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?
JH: the un-availability of "hooked on phonics" at the time
CC #6: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?
JH: see question #4
CC #7: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?
JH: the half black attack
CC #8: What person do you most admire and why?
JH: the editor of this fine weblog. because its hours of entertainment
[editor: you mocked me once, never do it again..]
CC #9: What is your favorite sports movie?
JH: slap shot; followed closely by bull durham (*note: slap shot 2 is nowhere near this list)
CC #10: What is your favorite non-sports movie?
JH: the big lebowski
CC #11: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.
JH: throwing out my arm foolishly trying to gun out a runner in a 40 and over game
CC #12: What is your deepest darkest secret?
JH: its actually just a good tan...
CC #13: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.
JH: to win or to lose
is seldom as important
as making them cry
CC #14: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?
JH: sell it immediately for as much as it would take to make that little boys dream of booting him in the balls a reality
[editor: we're pretty sure he means this little boy]
CC #15: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
JH: comedies, preferably of the non-romantic variety
CC #16: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?
JH: jon stewart, lewis black, stephan colbert, and dubya to be their fodder. (*note, all 4 are alive, as i think dead bodies might be gross at the dinner table)
CC #17: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?
JH: used to be australia for no honest reason... now maybe fiji... if only for the beaches
CC #18: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.
JH: horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "hey, why the long face?"
ha... he... hooo. come on i cant be on all the time!
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