Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?
Kelly Grace: Usually home…I’m way too sore to do much of anything but on occasion we do head out for beers – something I think we as a team should do more often.
CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?
KG: Working unfortunately. This summer however will be weddings or stags most Saturdays.
CC: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars.
KG: My wife (but she’s still my fiancé so if anyone wants that trade hit me up now)
CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?
KG: Well I don’t need to sell my fiancé anymore so deals off.
CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?
KG: Actually I think I won most of the spelling bees – me smrt
CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?
KG: To keep my average above .400 – I got some work to do.
CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?
KG: Wolverine (tough and hairy)
CC: What person do you most admire and why?
KG: My late grandfather – an all round great guy.
CC: What is your favorite sports movie?
KG: Any baseball movie
CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?
KG: X-men
CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.
KG: Playing for the Indians 30+ league. That’s right, 50 years old playing for the 30+ league. Do you think it’s possible?
CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?
KG: Well if you promise not to tell anyone…ya right, you can’t be trusted.
CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.
KG: I used to hit good
But now I’m getting older
And that really sucks
CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?
KG: Well I just hit #1000 up in the show so his 756th homerun really means nothing to me. Here ya go kid.
CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
KG: Comedies.
CC: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?
KG: My grandfather, parents, and my brother
CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?
KG: Africa…Safari
CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.
KG: A bear and a rabbit were each taking a sh*t in the forest. The bear turns to the rabbit and says “Do you have trouble with sh*t sticking to your fur?” The rabbit says “no”. So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
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5 comments:
the middle stanza of your haiku only has 6 syllables... im just saying...
Uh oh! Kel's honor is being attacked with a diss on his haiku. Dem's fighting words.. what will Kel do, WHAT WILL HE DO??
[For the record, we believe that the middle stanza does have seven syllables:
But now I'm getting older
1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 7]
anonymous, please come forward and identify yourself...you can't count :)
anonymous #2 (a.k.a. Coach)
ITS 7 YOU DUMB JERKS! SHUT UP
haha, ok, i had my say.....
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