Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?Enrique Roblero: Boston Pizza
CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?
ER: Lifting weights or washing the car
CC: What person do you most admire and why?
ER: Myself, just 'cause
CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?
ER: Buy tickets and cameras for all my friends, family and any acquaintance.
CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?
ER: The little ***** girl with long hair and SteveUrkel glasses
CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?
ER: To Win, Win, Win
CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?
ER: NACHO MAN RICO SAVAGE
CC: What is your favorite sports movie?
ER: 61*
CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?
ER: Madagascar, can't wait for Over the Hedge
CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 30 years from now.
ER: Playing ball in the over 60 league.
CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?
ER: Can't reveal that, otherwise it wouldn't be as dark...
CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.
ER: What the hell's a haiku,,., ok, googled it ....here goes
I often feel heat
Heat I often try throwing
I'm disappointed
CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?
ER: Check it for traces of steroids.
CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
ER: 50-50 Love them both
CC: You can invite any four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?
ER: Jessica Biel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Beyonce Knowles, Eva Longoria. Does it have to be only 4? wait is my wife gonna read this?
CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?ER: Australia, tons of family there.
CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.
ER:
1) A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened. "Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball." "And?" asked the doctor. "Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey—this one here looks like yours!'"
2) Q. How do rednecks practice safe sex?
A. They spray-paint Xs on the back of the sheep that kick!
2 comments:
When will the Enrique bobble head doll comming out? I want to pre-order 1000 please.
We had 20,000 Enrique bobble heads coming out in April, but they were all sold to the doll manufacturers, who knew a hot commodity when they saw one. We hope to brew a new batch, with new manufacturers, sometime in July.
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