Adam: A CC Exclusive

Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?

Adam Fischer: The Jon B, but I have to find a new one in Surrey.

CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?

AF: Hydrating

CC: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars. 1 billion dollars?

AF: There's very little you can't buy back with 1 billion dollars. 2% annual interest on 1 billion is 20 mil/year income. You'd be crazy not to sell.

CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?

AF: Learn how to hit.

CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?

AF: There were no spelling bees, only tests. I dominated the tests, though.

CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?

AF: Try not to throw out my arm.

CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?

AF: Slick Rick

CC: What person do you most admire and why?

AF: Naslund because he's Naslund.

CC: What is your favorite sports movie?

AF: Major League

CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?

AF: Beavis and Butthead Do America

CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.

AF: Porche, Autobahn. I hope.

CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?

AF: I'm absolutely wasted on coffee right now. Strong cup.

CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.

AF: Baseball since age 5
Quit for 3 to complicate
Back to the basics

CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?

AF: Submit it as evidence in one of the several court cases he is, and will be, involved in.

CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?

AF: Girl or no girl?

CC: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?

AF: Me from different decades. Is time travel allowed?

CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?

AF: UAE

CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.

AF: A man visits his doctor complaining about health problems. The doctor starts reeling of questions about the man's lifestyle, and proceeds to ask him to describe his sex life.

The man replies, "Infrequently". The doctor says, "That's great news! Such an active sex life will keep you healthy."

Get it?