Pop quiz mass wholes!
1. The Surrey Indians are:
a) struggling
b) improving
c) under-achieving
d) a laughing-stock
e) destined for greatness
2. Kel's fall while -- ("cough cough") - - what? Oh, okay. Kel's extreme wipeout while running home was:
a) tragic
b) embarrassing
c) beautifully orchestrated
d) frickin' hilarious
e) all of the above
3. Our loyal fans deserve:
a) more wins
b) a pennant
c) better entertainment
d) refunds
e) a+b
f) b+c
g) a+b-c+g+(e/a)
4. Our water cooler should be tested for:
a) limes
b) 'roids
c) recently fallen tears
d) morphine
5. On Sunday Redge experienced:
a) his first kiss
b) his second hangover
c) his third alien probe
d) his first multi-inning 0-fer game of the season
e) one hundred percent total consciousness
6. Rookie Jordan was:
a) a star
b) a welcome arrival
c) a stud
d) enh.. okay, I guess, for a guy who hasn't played ball for two years
7. To win some games, the Surrey Indians will need:
a) more hits
b) more runs scored
c) more hits which will lead to more runs scored
d) more runs scored from more hits
e) Tom Drees
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2 comments:
I answer C for all the above questions.
Not All the above, as in all the above, (which is usually E), but rather C as in - you can't go wrong with C, As I said before for all the above questions.
P.S.
Jordan Doe = Jordan Peever
Jordan Peever. Got it. Thanks.
Photos from Sunday's game have just been posted.
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