Adam: A CC Exclusive

Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?

Adam Fischer: The Jon B, but I have to find a new one in Surrey.

CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?

AF: Hydrating

CC: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars. 1 billion dollars?

AF: There's very little you can't buy back with 1 billion dollars. 2% annual interest on 1 billion is 20 mil/year income. You'd be crazy not to sell.

CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?

AF: Learn how to hit.

CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?

AF: There were no spelling bees, only tests. I dominated the tests, though.

CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?

AF: Try not to throw out my arm.

CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?

AF: Slick Rick

CC: What person do you most admire and why?

AF: Naslund because he's Naslund.

CC: What is your favorite sports movie?

AF: Major League

CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?

AF: Beavis and Butthead Do America

CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.

AF: Porche, Autobahn. I hope.

CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?

AF: I'm absolutely wasted on coffee right now. Strong cup.

CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.

AF: Baseball since age 5
Quit for 3 to complicate
Back to the basics

CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?

AF: Submit it as evidence in one of the several court cases he is, and will be, involved in.

CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?

AF: Girl or no girl?

CC: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?

AF: Me from different decades. Is time travel allowed?

CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?

AF: UAE

CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.

AF: A man visits his doctor complaining about health problems. The doctor starts reeling of questions about the man's lifestyle, and proceeds to ask him to describe his sex life.

The man replies, "Infrequently". The doctor says, "That's great news! Such an active sex life will keep you healthy."

Get it?

July 16 2006

Why has it taken so long to do a posting about our last game? Because we've been attempting to string together enough words into logical sequences to make a 3-0 win seem exciting. We've said it before and we'll say it again, a win's a win. You can't tell how pretty or ugly it is by looking at the box score, so let's just say this was the equivalent of a Britney Spears win. The before-or-after-Britney?, you may be asking. And the ambiguity settles in nicely, except for our ambiguous-free second sentence.

We're looking ahead to our game this weekend, which isn't hard as the weekend is pretty much already here. Gotta get that runs-for average back up to our elitist standards. See you Sunday at 7pm in Langley!

Kelly: A CC Exclusive

Clubhouse Chatter: What is your favorite post-game hangout?

Kelly Grace: Usually home…I’m way too sore to do much of anything but on occasion we do head out for beers – something I think we as a team should do more often.

CC: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?

KG: Working unfortunately. This summer however will be weddings or stags most Saturdays.

CC: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars.

KG: My wife (but she’s still my fiancé so if anyone wants that trade hit me up now)

CC: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?

KG: Well I don’t need to sell my fiancé anymore so deals off.

CC: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?

KG: Actually I think I won most of the spelling bees – me smrt

CC: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?

KG: To keep my average above .400 – I got some work to do.

CC: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?

KG: Wolverine (tough and hairy)

CC: What person do you most admire and why?

KG: My late grandfather – an all round great guy.

CC: What is your favorite sports movie?

KG: Any baseball movie

CC: What is your favorite non-sports movie?

KG: X-men

CC: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.

KG: Playing for the Indians 30+ league. That’s right, 50 years old playing for the 30+ league. Do you think it’s possible?

CC: What is your deepest darkest secret?

KG: Well if you promise not to tell anyone…ya right, you can’t be trusted.

CC: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.

KG: I used to hit good
But now I’m getting older
And that really sucks

CC: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?

KG: Well I just hit #1000 up in the show so his 756th homerun really means nothing to me. Here ya go kid.

CC: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?

KG: Comedies.

CC: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?

KG: My grandfather, parents, and my brother

CC: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?

KG: Africa…Safari


CC: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.

KG: A bear and a rabbit were each taking a sh*t in the forest. The bear turns to the rabbit and says “Do you have trouble with sh*t sticking to your fur?” The rabbit says “no”. So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

Jeffrey: A CC Exclusive

Clubhouse Chatter #1: What is your favorite post-game hangout?

Jeffrey Heatley: well, considering that 9 times out of 10 i end up at work after a game, ill go with anywhere but there. oh, and if there happen to be cold alcoholic beverages available, that helps.

CC #2: It's 11am Saturday. What are you likely to be doing?

JH: theres an 11 in the am now? whats that like?

CC #3: Fill in the blank: I wouldn't sell ___________ for a billion dollars.

JH: a trillion dollars, thats just bad business

CC #4: You've been called up to The Show; what is the first thing you do?

JH: learn how to play baseball

CC #5: What stopped you from winning the grade five spelling bee?

JH: the un-availability of "hooked on phonics" at the time

CC #6: As a baseball player what is your baseball goal this baseball season?

JH: see question #4

CC #7: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your wrestling name be?

JH: the half black attack

CC #8: What person do you most admire and why?

JH: the editor of this fine weblog. because its hours of entertainment
[editor: you mocked me once, never do it again..]

CC #9: What is your favorite sports movie?

JH: slap shot; followed closely by bull durham (*note: slap shot 2 is nowhere near this list)

CC #10: What is your favorite non-sports movie?

JH: the big lebowski

CC #11: Describe an average Sunday in your life 20 years from now.

JH: throwing out my arm foolishly trying to gun out a runner in a 40 and over game

CC #12: What is your deepest darkest secret?

JH: its actually just a good tan...

CC #13: Compose a haiku of your baseball career thus far.

JH: to win or to lose
is seldom as important
as making them cry

CC #14: Let's say that Barry Bonds hits #756 and you end up with the ball. What do you do with it?

JH: sell it immediately for as much as it would take to make that little boys dream of booting him in the balls a reality
[editor: we're pretty sure he means this little boy]

CC #15: Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?

JH: comedies, preferably of the non-romantic variety

CC #16: You can invite four dinner guests, dead or alive. Who are they?

JH: jon stewart, lewis black, stephan colbert, and dubya to be their fodder. (*note, all 4 are alive, as i think dead bodies might be gross at the dinner table)

CC #17: What country that you've never been to would you most like to go to and why?

JH: used to be australia for no honest reason... now maybe fiji... if only for the beaches

CC #18: Tell us a good joke. Keep it clean.

JH: horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "hey, why the long face?"
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